Welcome to ANNOYING BLONDES!

Matrix last updated: 11/2025

Annoying Blondes celebrates the psychosis of American life with once a month essays, and twice a month dispatches.

I’m a fiction writer, and I live for any narrative that makes me feel as though I am drowning in emotion and/or dissociating. Fiction is mined from the subconscious of one person; pop culture is theatrical, collaborative chaos, a power struggle between the creativity of the people and the institutions attempting to influence us. I LOVE IT ALL.

With ANNOYING BLONDES I hope to connect with other skeptical readers who find themselves following a trend, news story, or public personality off a cliff because it drives them to exhilaration, terror, envy, euphoria, or braindead bliss. Reach out if there’s a specific pop cultural phenomena you’d like me to explore— I take requests!