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W.M Akers's avatar

Great piece, killer final line. Thank you for enduring this so that no one else has to. Was there anyone in the theater?

Xtina's avatar

thank you for reading!! it was me, two ironic looking internet males (one with Melania popcorn bucket in front of him X___X), and one blonde woman with a Chanel flap bag who seemed to be taking herself out to the movies… she felt like the one earnest viewer…

Clarissa's avatar

what did the AI agent SAY

Hollis Birnbaum's avatar

Good move. So glad you didn't fork over $$ to support this vile trash.

Xtina's avatar

never!!!

Carmen Petaccio's avatar

I’m upset that NY Mag didn’t interview you at the Essex screening

Xtina's avatar

lost opportunity to plug my substack

Hollis Birnbaum's avatar

We are amused.

Stephanie Lane Sutton's avatar

You’re doing the blonde lord’s work with this

Xtina's avatar

THANK YOU! 🙏🙏

Emma Folz's avatar

AGREED - thank you for watching this so I don’t have to

Xtina's avatar

at your service 🫡!!!!

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Feb 4
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Xtina's avatar

i'm not sure if you are an AI agent or not but thank you